Thank God It’s Friday
Firetruckery of the Day
Watching the Donald trumpet his own cause on the CNN Town Hall last night was like losing a loved one: first there was the denial: Nah, this mofo really can’t be standing on the doorstep of the American presidency; then there was anger: Nah! This mofo CANNOT be etc; then bargaining came in with him announcing he’d “do a deal” and erase the American budget deficit; then, when his TV-friendly family came on in the second half, I reversed the last two stages and just accepted I was looking at the possible American First Family: who wouldn’t want to see Ivanka and Donald on either side of his chair in the Oval Office for the pilot of White House Apprentice?
So now the final stage is depression; it could go on for the next four years.