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The Secret Diary of Donald J Trump, aged 71 ¾

​It’s No Wonder They Call It Pittsburg!

30 October 2018

Deerest Dairy

Pittsburg is the pits!!! WHAT KIND OF TOWN DOESN’T LOVE ME???? I do so much for these losers and they don’t want to meet me? I WILL DO TO PITS-BURG WHAT I DID TO THE BLACK NFL!!!! Don’t want me to come to Pits-Burg WELL THEN TRY AND GET YOUR FEDERAL MONEY THEN!!! We’ll do to them what we do to those shithole countries that vote us against me in the UN!!!! De-fund every-fucking-thing!!! How you like them watermelons? How do they sleep at night, disrespecting such a grate man as me? REAL AMERICANS GET IT. And Real Americans will get proper funding from me THE GRATE WHITE NATIONALIST. What can I say, Dairy, I’m a nationalist and I’m white, that makes me a white nationalist because I LOVE MY COUNTRY AND I LOVE IVANKA IN A G-STRING. Ooops! That just slipped out, Dairy AND NOT BECAUSE IT’S SMALL. Believe me, there’s no problem there STORMY LIES. THE DEMOCRATS ARE TURNING PITS-BURG INTO VENEZUELA. COMMUNISTS ARE MARCHING FROM SHITHOLE SOUTH AMERICA TO RAPE YOUR DAUGHTERS. And take your son’s jobs. HOW CAN THEY SAY I’M NOT UNIFYING THE COUNTRY???? MORE REAL AMERICANS LOVE ME EVERY DAY BECAUSE I SAY RIGHT UP FRONT THE THINGS THEY THINK IN THE BACK OF THEIR MINDS. Soon I’ll be able to put in the loyalty oath. I’ve got all the ratings!!!! Just wait until next week. FAKE NEWS WANT TO LIE AND SAY I SAY THE MEDIA IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE? LOOK AT UGLY CHRIS CUOMO’S MUG NEXT TUESDAY NIGHT. I don’t get mad, I get even. ASK BABOON OBAMA!!!! Come from Muslim-Land in a caravan to steal the White House WELL IT’S NOT A BLACK HOUSE ANY MORE BABOON!!!! Next Wednesday morning will be the first day of my third term!!!

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